Enter your name, then press Play to start a new game.
Choose difficulty
Affects how much you see (e.g. stat effects, random-event chances) and how tough the run is.
Choose your academic avatar
Each has different strengths. No numbers — you'll find out as you go.
Fight the bureaucracy
Sign only the BLUE form when it appears. Don't click red, green, or yellow. Speed depends on difficulty. (There's always one.)
Sabbatical
The landscape scrolls right-to-left. Jump (Space or tap) to clear water gaps. On long platforms, jump up to grab coins (gold) — but don't jump up if you see a drink (brown), or you'll lose MH. 3 splashes in the water and the run ends.
Coins: 0MH: 0 lost
Bike courier shift
Deliver packages. Avoid obstacles (cars, potholes). Press Space or tap Jump to jump. Earn € per delivery. Crash 3 times and the shift ends.